It's Mean Girls Status day, and what a glorious day it is!

"She's fabulous, but she's evil"


"Get in loser, we're going shopping"



Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers"That is the ugliest fucking skirt I have ever seen"


"Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?"